the first day of the rest of my life

Loyal followers will know that my mum and I are like salt and sugar.
We don't mix most of the time.(I think I'm the sugar) hehe.
Anyways, I have a one month break before I start work so I
decided to spend it bonding with my mother. Did I mention that
we are like salt and sugar?


My mum is of the view that she is always right while I am of
the view that she is always wrong. This may cause a tiny hitch in
my bonding plans. However, I come up with a brilliant plan: I am
going to do whatever she says. In fact, from now on, she's always
right.


Our dogs hate their dog house so most of the time they stay in
the garage. Now we park the cars outside. My mum wants the garage
sealed for a while to discourage them from staying there.
All we have to do is seal the hole they come in from.
I personally think this can be accomplished with some hard board.
My mum orders me to use some paper. She's always right.


I use the paper and ofcourse the dogs chew right through.
Having exhausted her idea, I think this would be a good time
to introduce mine. So I tell her what happens and she replies:
"How can you do something that foolish? One would expect you would
have used something harder" sigh..one day down, twenty nine more to go....