Grab the chicken; il get a drink

My cousin reminded me of a very funny thing that happened in our neighborhood when we were little. Two of our mates, Dedun and Mike, wanted to throw a big party but they did not have enough money. They came up with the perfect plan to throw the cheapest party ever. Dedun would steal chicken from his mother's poultry while the Mike would steal drinks from his mother's shop. it was the perfect plan. everything went as expected and they threw their big bash. What they did not anticipate was an enraged sibling. Mike had refused his brother some of the drinks he had nipped from his mother's shop. His brother reported the party to Mike's mum. She came ready to party. As soon as Mike saw his mum, he jumped out of a window and ran for cover. Mike is now in Italy. The last time i spoke to him, i him about this incident. He laughed and answered "Every time i send her money, i have to send extra money so she can buy chicken" I laughed to this. Cheapest party right; he was still paying for his party.